Sidnin koutek

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This gifset is really accurately describing my mental status right now. Damn you, Jim Butcher and your overly descriptive and wonderfully flourished, poetic and information saturated English style, which is so fucking hard and frustrating to translate into Czech without sounding too strained and overly crude. I´m not getting payed remotely enough for dealing with this. Geez.

(not meant personally about the author, just cursing as hell and bitching about the slow progress…

The book is actually pretty great for a hybrid between Lost Legion and Pokémon. Yep, not kidding.)

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"You groan and shake your head, Sixsmith, I know, but you smile too, which is why I love you.”

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call-me-dash:

portablegaytardis:

xandorasbox:

goatkult:

ceorfaex:

tothedeathsheadtrue:

whiskey-wolf:

And this is what happens when a masterfully crafted katana collides with a masterfully crafted longsword.

Suck it, katana

HAH!

suck my fuckin’ diiiick

Aren’t katanas and longswords made for different overall purposes tho

Katanas are slasher weapons made for cutting masterfully through human flesh so obviously it’s not gonna get through a fucking longsword which is really fucking thick and heavy and made for beating the shit out of people as well as hacking at armour

A katana would slice the shit out of you guys so idk what the fuck you’re so smug about

^That.

this is basically like driving a ferarri into a tank.

Now /that’s/ a metaphor

thilbokingunderthehobbit:

hatver:

Ideal & Reality

The one is majestic Thranduil and the other is Randy Thrandy Party Queen had too much wine

sushiandpie:

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ladynorthstar:

dwarfsmut:

thorinduil:

OMFG

orlando u asshole XD

Lee my GOD

(Source: legolas-the-cutest-elfling)

kris-and-jen:

Арифметика Слейпнира

cuddlingthecthulhu:

So on a scale of one to Will Graham, how badly do you need medical care?

When I say, ‘I love you,’ it’s not because I want you or because I can’t have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I’ve seen your kindness and your strength. I’ve seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You’re a hell of a person.

Joss Whedon  (via sellyourcleverness)

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gonadal:

cattybat:

How could you do this to Chekov and Enterprise

AW

celestialstar92:

steamcharlie:

Some “kilts on the carpets” appreciation <3

great now whenever i see a guy in a kilt i’ll automatically think “he’s not wearing underwear…”

During the summer months Grüner See or “Green Lake” in Austria floods with the snowmelt of surrounding mountains, reaching a depth of maximum 12 metres.  In winter when the lake is only a few meters deep it is used as a park. 

(Source: terrestrial-noesis)

So no one told you life was going to go this boldly…

(Source: numbtongue)